Have you ever wondered if your wild sex life could result in some truly unique offspring? Well, this cartoon is sure to make you think twice about the possibilities.
In this hilarious animation, a pot-smoking guy wonders if his recent sexual encounter with a parrot has led to the birth of a punk-haired girl he meets on the street. As they strike up a conversation, she seems to have all the attributes of someone who would be born from such a union – feisty, unconventional and full of attitude.
But could it really be true? And if so, what other bizarre creatures might be roaming the streets, the result of people’s wild sexual escapades? This cartoon will have you laughing out loud as you ponder the possibilities.
So if you’re looking for a funny and intriguing animation to brighten up your day, look no further than this cartoon about pot smokers and parrot sex. Just be sure to use the keyword “cartoon: pot smoker wonders if girl with punk hairdo is result of his having sex with a parrot” so you don’t miss out on all the fun!The cartoon pot smoker sat on his couch, surrounded by bags of weed and empty pizza boxes. He scratched his head in confusion as he looked at the girl with the punk hairdo who was standing before him.
“What are you doing here?” he asked. “And more importantly, how did I end up having sex with a parrot?”
The girl with the punk hairdo laughed. “I’m your daughter,” she said. “And you didn’t have sex with a parrot. You had sex with my mom.”
“But…but…how is that possible? I don’t remember ever having sex with a parrot!”
The girl rolled her eyes. “Dad, you smoke way too much weed. Maybe you should lay off for a while.”
The pot smoker thought about what his daughter had said. He realized that he did tend to exaggerate his stories when he was high. But still…he couldn’t shake the feeling that something strange had happened to him in the past.
Later that night, as he sat on his couch and watched TV, he began to wonder if maybe there was some truth to his story about having sex with a parrot. He tried to remember exactly what had happened that night, but all he could recall were flashes of colorful feathers and a loud squawking noise.
The next day, the pot smoker decided to do some research. He searched online for information about people who had had sex with parrots, but found nothing. Frustrated, he decided to ask his friends if they had ever heard of such a thing.
To his surprise, one of his friends confessed that he had once seen a man on TV who claimed to have had sex with a parrot. The man said that he had been high on drugs at the time and couldn’t remember much about it, but he did have a picture to prove it.
The pot smoker begged his friend to show him the picture, and when he saw it, he was shocked. It was a blurry image of a man and a parrot, both of them naked and entangled in what looked like an elaborate sex act.
As he stared at the photo, the pot smoker began to realize that maybe, just maybe, his story about having sex with a parrot wasn’t so far-fetched after all. And if it was true, then there was a chance that he could have fathered a with a parrot…
As he contemplated this thought, the pot smoker heard a loud squawking noise coming from his bedroom. He ran to investigate and found his daughter standing beside her pet parrot, laughing hysterically.
“Dad,” she said. “You’re so weird.”
And with that, the cartoon pot smoker realized that maybe it was better not to dwell too much on the past. Instead, he decided to enjoy the present moment and spend some quality time with his daughter…and her parrot.